drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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