I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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