I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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