i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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