Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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