Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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