So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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