She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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