Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
