I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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