For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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