btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Less talking, more tequila
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
