Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
