I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
