i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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