So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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