I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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