But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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