Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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