is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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