Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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