her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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