That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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