No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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