it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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