check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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