I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have tasted many bathrooms
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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