so explain again why im purple
no
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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