Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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