Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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