didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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