Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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