we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
