I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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