Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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