How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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