its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
