he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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