Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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