I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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