in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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