Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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