Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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