Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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