The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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