Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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