Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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