I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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