I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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