3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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