playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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